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Enviromental Agency, (Name of City) Division
Tel: (Phone number)
The genetically significant dose of radiation was yesterday defined by
H.A.R.M.S. in the air of (Name of City) . According to the daily number of
radiological examinations performed, the gonad dose which is 2.5 times
higher than the natural level and higher than the maximum permissible
level is present in the small area of (Name of Street), bldgs Nos (Numbers of houses)
The risk comes from exposure to Radon, a gaseous breakdown product of radium,
that can build up in enclosed spaces such as basements........
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Option of the joke:

City:                     

Name of street:       

Buildings ##:              

Telephone number:  




Under the second option (with sequel) you can dupe your friend for a long time. Here a man
does not immediately understand that this is joke. You should better prepare in advance and
think out your script of dialogue which you (or someone alse) will lead on behalf of radiation
service. Here is it, for instance.
 
The man phoned you. He was concerned.
Friend: Hello, a service of radiation control?
You: Hello! This is control service. Your call is very important for us and for you. Please wait.
While all operators are busy.
A friend is waiting, feels nervous.
You: Hello! You have a problem?
F: ..............
U: First, let's check the reaction of the brain. shake your head... Like a horse tosses its mane.
What do you feel?
F: ..............
U: So, well. What about your eyes?
F: ..............
U: You know, put your hand out the window, what feel?
F: ..............
U: So, well. We need to shake the brains. Please climb onto a chair and leap down on the floor
three times.
F: ..............
 
And so on, how long it has enough, depends on your desire and fantasy.
To finish the dialogue like this.
U: You know, there are some deviations from the norm. You urgently need to undergo rapid test
for radiation. Over there, at the page from the left there is a link "Probe". Click it. Take the test
and give us one more call.